Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Along the same line as most but...me and a few friends like to get out of our own town once in a while and inflict ourselves on some other poor bastards for a change on a night out. One such night we were in Stoke, a bunch of us and I had my trusty camera which I use to take random shots of the nightclubs and people generally pilled of their tiny boobies and having a good time.
Then one of our number decides we need some 'reaction' shots.
So here's six 'out-of-town' lads and ladies, standing outside the girls bogs, taking a picture and shouting "SUPRISE" every time some unsuspecting lady emerges from the shithouse.
The bouncer didn't really find it funny and decided to shout "SUPRISE" as he escorted us out with a size 12 doctor martin boot. Got some ace shots though.
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nnnndave, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 12:41,
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