Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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My Nephews Birthday....A few years back and I didn't have a present for him and was too poor to give him money. So I decides to make a website that will appeal to his (and my) sense of humour, then give him details of how to log onto the site. The site was about a fetish for right tits (thats tits on the right, not the government. Badum Tish!)Anypoo it all goes disasterously wrong when being the miniature 13 year old pimp that he is he gets a girl he knows to get her tits out on webcam and then posts them on his site. She told her parents, it got veeeery messy and I have been told by my brother and his evil wife that I am never allowed to talk to them or their son ever again. After that I logged on to the site and changed the "Right Breasts I am familiar with" page to prevent the little scamp from getting in more trouble.
Now that I've whet your appetite you may go forth and access the site at www.rightbreasts.piczo.com
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 13:55,
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