Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Textual HarassmentI was once with a nice well behaved catholic girl who belived in the innocence of abstinance like most do... well me being male and 18 means that after a few months my corrupting influence began to take hold... we decided that whilst she was working in her placement at a primary school we should send some "romantic" texts, well this played for a few weeks and the texts got bolder and bolder... till they were at the sdtage when even prince would have been embarrased... well the twunt decides to buy a new phone... no reall problem... was pay as you go... so most people wouldnt by a new sim card and give it to their mum would they!!!!
Try and explain that to a vicar if you can...
"An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!""
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 14:59, Reply)
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