Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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one I just made up.How many Englishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to say "if you screw it in, you can get it in my hole", and one to overhear, leading to half an hour of comic misunderstanding.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 15:14, Reply)
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