Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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OwWhen i was maybe 10 and my cousin 4, something bad happened. I was her favourite cousin, i always played with her, and made her laugh. So one day i came over and she was excited to see me and ran over, she had her mouth open cause she was laughing/screaming. She had her arms out and when she ran into me hugged me and closed her mouth, of course being that age her head was crotch height. She bit me on the doodle, through my clothes, and made it bleed. Try explaining that to your mum and aunty.
(, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 17:12, Reply)
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