Here's another
Went over me mate's house; he'd just splashed out on a new PC, wireless router, Xbox 360 and Windows XP Media Centre. I'd normally say cunt, but I always get a good deal with the left-over parts too, so I aint bitter.

So he's invited me over and is showing off the goods. He gets everything running, and in fairness after an hour on the 360 I had to admit he had a good setup. So we then move onto his PC, where he's got some stupid hi-res desktop in the normal windows theme. We talk about possibly he may want to get StyleXP installed on there, just to liven it up a bit, but he's not all that interested in setting this up (had probs with it in the past). So, after a bit of googling, we find that Alienware have thier own free Desktop-theme program which he downloads and installs to his delight.

Windows XP kicks back in, looking all metallic and shiny. We're both suitably impressed by this, and he goes "Lets look at the Media Player skin."

So he kicks it in and lo, it was quite smart actually; his Dolby Amp kicks off with some smart sound effects, and this Alienware logo flies around his screen in psuedo-3D, looking very very smart. Me mate's all "Christ, look at that ho ho!".

That was, until I clicked play on the player and porn filled the screen, and blasted out of the speakers for all neighbours to hear. I fucking pissed myself laughing as he scrambled to turn it off, and has been branded a perv ever since :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 18:37, Reply)