Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Nanny State?I went to visit my cute little cousins, 7,5 and 3, and as it was a "stifling" 19° outside they were tearing about in their swimsuits, jumping in the paddling pool, showing me their acrobatics etc. etc. so i decided to make a video to show mum and dad, who haven't seen them since they were tiny. As soon as i come back out into the garden their mum dashes back inside and comes back out with huge towels, which she drapes over them and makes them stand primly in from of the climbing frame.
It takes quite a lot to make me feel like a dirty pervert, but that pretty much did it.
effing churchy home county paranoid beeyatch.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 11:49, Reply)
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