Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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A lovely toy shop...I pass it every day on the way to work. It's full of wooden toys and a fantastic castle which the staff populate each day with little knights and wizards fighting off cuddly giraffes, teddy bears, etc.
Anyway, being very grown up as I am now there's a dinner party planned for an evening with a few friends. Bring a game along with you and we'll play it after dinner was the invitation.
At the last minute I realised that I did not have anything to take with me so popped into the toy shop to buy something. Looking around I couldn't see anything so I asked the (very attractive) shop assistant whether she had anything suitable. I think the expression I used was "adult games".
She immediately wiped the smile off her endearing face to say loudly to everyone in the shop that they "did not deal in those kinds of games sir! This is a shop where children go to and I really should try somewhere else for that kind of filth" (filth was not actually the word she used but that was message her tone implied to everyone).
I only meant trivial pursuit or pictionary.
I left hurredly past mothers clutching their offspring to their bussoms.
(The shop's closing down. Would love to go back and buy the castle but too ashamed!)
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 18:04, Reply)
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