Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Very childish but...as I was walking down the stairs at work I peered over the banister (as you do) and could see right down a girls top!!!!!
Being the incredibly immature man that I am, I giggled. Despite smothering the giggle with my hand she heard and caught me mid gawp.
I don't care, I still nipped off to the lav for a wank.
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 18:52, Reply)
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