Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Fashion mistakesI'm not someone who should be allowed to buy his own clothes - I invariably end up with something that doesn't fit or should not be worn by anyone. Ever. Anyway, one time I got a long brown rain coat that seemed cool at the time but a. stank of dead cats when wet and b. looked like a flasher's mac.
My other weakness is pick n' mix sweets in the cinema. I get a "few" of each and end up with half a kilo. One time I REALLY overdid it and ended up with enough sweets to last me a week.
So, I'm wearing the coat of a sex-case and I've got a bag of sweets in my pocket - if I'd been picked up by the police that would have been enough evidence to have me put on the register....
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 21:54, Reply)
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