Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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The real reason old people feed pigeonsIs they like to watch them shag.
In the town centre of Hartlepool theres a war memorial with 2 big patches of grass where the pigions hang out. When the skaters and underage mothers arnt there, old folk sit and watch/feed the birdies.
One day I was stitting about there for nearly 2 hours for some reason, proberly waiting for a bus, with a book and when ever a pigeon was having a shag, an old bloke nudged his friend next to him grinning.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 22:01,
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