Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Not me but...When I first moved down to Bristol my housemates (all female) took me to a famous cider pub in the city. Due to the amount of people in there we sat at a table with some blokes who were already there. After a while the blokes started talking to us rather than each other, I was talking to one bloke who was in awe of the fact that i was living with four girls and told me that he was a teacher and some of his female pupils were really fit. Not something that bothered me too much, until later when he told my housemate he was a primary school teacher!
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 22:57, Reply)
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