Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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...I was in my bedroom the other day and spied a girl with long hair and no top on, in the house opposite. I felt a bit naughty but couldn't stop looking, until she turned round and revealed that she was a boy with long hair and no top on, and i don't fancy boys.
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:29, Reply)
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