Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Shouta-complex(a lady who likes much younger men)
Roomate #1 (age 22) went paintballing with her friend and her friend's younger brother. Because the brother is tall and rather fit-looking, she dosen't think he's that much younger then her - 18 at the most. Roommate and brother seem to be getting along quite well, until they start talking about school. It slowly dawns on her that she's been coming on to a 14-year-old - fortunately he didn't notice, but his sister did... She makes fun of roommate #1 being a pedophile to this day.
Roommate #2 (age older then 24) has been having a series of increasingly younger boyfriends: her ex-boyfriend was 2 years younger then her (my age) and her current flings are 2 years younger then that. Naturally, I call her a pedophile and her response is "noooo~!"
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 12:33, Reply)
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