Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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went out with a lass in norwaythis was years ago when i wasnt chained to a computer during daylight hours, and roamed the earth like kung-fu, looking for adventure. I stayed with her in her mums house, and her mum and her brother, while polite, kept giving me strange looks. As did her Socialist youth group friends. after about a month of midnight sun bliss and spearing the bearded clam, she says she is starting to get in trouble because she hadnt been to school in weeks. "school?" says I, "How old are you?". It turns out she was 16 (going on 17). I was 25. I had her placed around 22, she was certainly more emotionaly mature than I was at the time. The more I look back, the more I read 'you perv' into the reactions of her family and friends. I guess I was, but I swear I didnt know it at the time, your honour.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 17:12,
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