Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I just though of a situation where im often mistaken for a dirty pervon a big night out Ill sometimes sleep in my work clothes, before my death alarm forces me on my way to work again. It usually on the tube I'll notice the vivid white jizz-looking stains down the front of my trousers. the culprit: leaking garlic sauce from a 3am kebab
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 17:19,
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