Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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My ex's nephew wanted to show me his willy onceHe was 7, (the nephew - not the ex - otherwise I WOULD be a sex offender) and he'd just been circumcised for some unknown medical reason.
THE SCENE: At children's birthday party:
Nephew - "Auntie Susan* (not my real name), do you want to see my new willie?"
Me - Shuffling and embarrassed "No thank you".
He'll be about 16 now, maybe I should give him a call...
(, Wed 23 Aug 2006, 17:55, Reply)
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