i work in a restaraunt with lots of old people
and we have some funny things asjed to us (not overheard really then). some classics are,

'Excuse me dear, I hate to complain but there is a hole in my chicken kiev'
'do we get a teabag with pots of tea?'
'is there any egg in your prawn salad?'
'it's disgusting! there is a fly in my roast beef. its horrible you let them into you kitchen and into the oven' - they were sitting on a table outside.
(fluffytail, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 23:14, Reply)