Where is the classic car show?
While working as a car parking steward for classic car shows we get multitudes of people who pull up next to us and the ENORMOUS Classsic Bike Show sign (yes it does have three s's). Squinting out in a molelike manner, they utter "Where's the bike show?"
My all time favourite however, was a guy who burned it across the field towards me, round a tree and ran over the three-foot high EXIT sign before ignorantly enquiring of me "Where's the exit? Why haven't you signposted it better?"
(gibletwarrior, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 23:17, Reply)