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I work in a pub/restaurant (anyone heard of the Spirit Group? send your answers on a postcard), example:
a big HUGE SIGN SAYING THAT we serve food on the PATIO in SUMMER (the patio tables go from 50 to 56), and we don't serve SIZZLERs outside - BIG SIGN outside the door as they come in...
server: Hi can I take...
cuntstomer: 2 mixed grills and a sizzler
server: Can I take your table number please?
cuntstomer: table 77 (at the very bottom of the garden - arghhh!)
server: sorry but we only serve food on the patio.
cuntstomer: WELL THAT'S JUST BLOODY STUPID! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE WE ORDERED?IF I'D KNOWN THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED!


Honestly, our customers are blind, stupid, or just basically, people from Macclesfield (unfortunately, I'm from the same gene pool as them. Losers)

I'ts times like these where you (I) wish you (I) could rip off their heads, shit down their necks, and feeed them to trolls



edit: the H-U-G filter is on. the bit at the top that says molestE actually says H-u-G-E
mod edit: fixed.
( SarahRatt, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 1:52, Reply)