Cool
So, back in high school its 9am and I am sitting in a quiet chemistry class trying to sleep while most everyone else is doing the same and our alcoholic teacher is off nursing his hangover somewhere as per usual.

Sitting beside me are the classes' resident blonde bimbos who happen to be entertaining themselves quite quietly for once and are playing with something in their hands.

Suddenly, one of them exclaims to her friend "Cool, its getting smaller".
She and her friend continue playing with it for a bit until curiosity gets the better of me and I inquire as to what they are playing with.

It was fucking mercury from a broken thermometer in the chem lab and it was getting smaller because it was being absorbed into their skin.

"Cool" says I and went back to sleep giggling.
(mitchpablo, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 6:57, Reply)