Ah well
On a family holiday to Bournemouth (yay!) my grandma announced (very loudly) "Its just like being in Africa", when we were all stood on the station platform surrounded by black people (for some reason we were the only white people on the station that day)


Also my mum is a gold mine for silly things to say:
here are some off the top off my head:
"Red sky at night, shepards delight, red sky in the morning, shepards pie!"

Whilst driving down the road "I forgot the car keys"

"I know someone who's legs fell off" - turns out they had their arm amputated

"If you get buy one get one free, it works out cheaper as you get more for less. thats right isn't it?"
( SocialRobot, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 11:53, Reply)