Pure IgnoranceWhat astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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my girlfriend constantly takes the piss out of me when i order a pizzabecause i often ask for a 'large fourteen inch pizza'
'sure you don't want a small fourteen inch pizza' smirks my girlfriend...
oh how she laughs.
mind you, when i was tickling her a few days ago she screamed 'GET OFF OR I'LL WANK OFF!'
which tickled me for ages.
(, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 15:07, Reply)
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