Once upon a time...
My friend had a well posh girlfriend once. And just to prove that privilege does not guarantee the besty eductations these are the gems she came out with in the space on one evening.

'I know steak comes from cows but where does beef come from, Beefs?'

'Who won World War 2?'

'Is Paris in France?' upon having this confirmed for her she went on to say ' Cool, where is that then?'

Oh, and to supply you with a few faves from the hanleyisms website I linked to in my earlier post...

'That's a different kettle of fists'

'She's as drunk as a 2-bob note'

'I'm having second regrets'

'Let's smoke some beers'

And the genius that is...

'What's Cockney rhyming slang for Apples and Pears?'
(Plaz, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 16:14, Reply)