Whilst on the London Underground
I saw a mouse (where, there on the stair....I digress) down by the tracks. I also overheard an american tourist telling his girlfriend that it was "a possum". I'd love to say this is the only time that American tourists have been stupid.

I also heard some american tourists whilst I was stood between the two cathedrals in coventry. One old guy said to his wife "Gee, how come they bombed this one, but this one is okay?"

Shall I end there?

In a curry house. American tourists on the table next to us. "Are those naan breads as in vietNAM?"

And they wonder why the world has a dim view of them.
(Woppa, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 17:30, Reply)