when i was back at school many years ago in my gcse RE lesson
the teacher mr Ahmed asked a chavvy boy David if he could name one of the human senses. "uhhhh....Fire?"

i was wetting myself as were my other two friends being the non chavvy types we knew it was a face that humans did not have 'Fire' as a sense. But the rest of the chavvy class thought he was right and couldnt understand why we were laughing. ugh.
(Sparkypinkguitar, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 19:42, Reply)