In Science, after an experiment which made the room smell of cabbage
Craig walked in late and proclaimed "This room smells of drugs." Then he started to sniff his coat and said "S'not me."

Oh, and I once had to explain MSN to a very stupid policeman. "Instant messaging system" confused him, so I said "It's like a phone call but you type instead of talking, and you can talk to more people at a time, and it's free." He responded, "Right..." and looked at me as if I needed to see the narc squad.

My school's full of ignorant people. If you've got til Monday I'll quote you a stack.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 20:37, Reply)