These may sound a bit far-fetched, but they're fecking true(and long, sorry)
- People in my school think in black and white - either you're skinny or you're morbidly obese and incapable of walking more than 50 feet. To them I fit into the latter category. I met a girl(a very rude one, about equivalent to a chav) one day who asked, "how do you wipe your ass?" and, sarcastic in a completely obvious way, I said "Oh, well, I don't." A completely horrified look spread across her face as she slowly backed away..
- I introduced someone to a friend who's gay, and later in private she said "don't you know you can get AIDS from gay people?!"
- For a history class last year, we had a teacher from England who everyone secretly laughed at by making him say "banana." I was staying after school to help a person in my class with a project, and we were stuck, so I suggested that we go ask the teacher for help, but he said "wait, it's 4pm. Isn't that tea time?"
Only in America.
( trintrin has jam for blood, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 22:25, Reply)