I remembered a good one!
I was sitting up with my cousin, my mum and my aunt one night, can't remember what we were waiting for...and I don't know my cousin all that well so we were talking about foods we don't like. I don't like veal, and said so. Cuz asks why, I say that it's baby cows....and she stops and thinks about it. Roughly a minute later, she asks me, all horrified: "So, you mean they take the baby cows and make PORK?"

Nearly peed myself, the expression on her face was priceless.
(dippingsauce, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 23:01, Reply)