Who is ME??!?!
I once knew someone who was filling in an application form for credit, so they could go and buy something from Crazy Georges (no idea what it was, think it was a freezer).

Said person returns back to the shop shouting and screaming at the top of their voices, wanting to know who the sarcastic b*st*rd was that signed their name as "Me". Ranting and spewing forth diatribe such as "Who was the sarky f*ck*ng b*st*rd that signed the form as ME! f*ck*ng own up!!" etc etc...

Turns out the dumb bint had misread who had signed what, and "Me" was actually the sales assistants initials for their name, not someone taking the P*ss out of her.

Deeply, deeply foolish. Near loss of bladder control was the result from laughing at it all, at the time.
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 1:54, Reply)