I was at a friend's job
visiting. My friend worked tech support for an internet service provider. I heard the guy on the phone next to us say "The gas pedal isn't working?", and then he put her on speakerphone. Seems an elderly lady was having problems with her computer's gas pedal not turning the computer on. After a while, we discovered that by gas pedal, she meant mouse.
(Sinister, baby is waiting for ffej..., Sat 8 Jan 2005, 4:15, Reply)