At my previous job
at a mobile phone company, the Debt Recovery Manager asked us if it was possible to sort a group of accounts by their average balance.

My gran once observed some people doing "that budgie jumping" in a town car park. I wish I'd been quick enough to say that they were doing "parrot gliding" the week before. She's also come out with the line "Do you think she's got that bullmania" referencing the eating disorder.

A friend managed to pwn himself at his place of work a while back by insisting at a staff meeting that there was such a fish as a kipper. It fell apart when he referenced the dictionary for evidence.

No apologies for length - you love it you dirty blurt.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 4:37, Reply)