tech support
working for well known blue bubbly mobile phone company.. knowsn as xx furthur down

me; Hello xx data support, how can i help?

cust; ive got this T-mobile phone right, and its not working..

me; er ok, your through to xx.

cust; well like i said its not working.

me; your through to xx!

cust; so you cant help me then?

me; no.
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cust; my battery isnt working again and its costing me a fortune, i turn it off after ive finished but they dont last long.

me; this may seem silly but you have charged it up?

cust; WHAT!!? you can charge it up?

me; *slaps forehead* yes thats what the charger does.

Turns out the muppet had ordered 5 new batterys so far at £14:99 each!.

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hello, xx data support,

Cust; can I setup my laptop to use my mobile as a modem?
me; right then, click start, choose control panel, double click phone and modem opt...
Cust; er im a truck driver,
me; ok? well dont worry i'll take it slowly if your not good with a pc..
cust; im driving my truck,
me; ah, that does cause a bit of a problem, any chance of calling us later!

(when your not going to cause a pile up you f****ing stupid twunt)
(tokin_whiteguy, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 18:37, Reply)