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» Lost...
mobile
left my mobile on a bus in leeds (as i live there) Yes, LEEDS not the bus,
realised as soon as i got off my pocket was empty, tried stopping bus but drivers degree in i dont give a fuckology told him to keep driving, que me (large fellow) chasing after bus and nearly catching it on 3 times when it got to traffic lights, then it got to clear road and was off, SHIT!
me being a guy who does not like defeat caught the next bus to where it stops and turns round, got on the original bus, no mobile to be found but as i was an hour late to meet my freind stayed on to go meet him back in the city centre, on the way back 2 lads got on the bus came up to me and put my mobile in my hand !!
I asked how and they explained they had been on the same bus on the way to leeds seen me lose my mobile, got off, went to buy some smoke, got back on the same bus to get home and saw me.
Now i could tell my mate why i was late, on the thing that made me late in the first place.
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 19:17, More)
mobile
left my mobile on a bus in leeds (as i live there) Yes, LEEDS not the bus,
realised as soon as i got off my pocket was empty, tried stopping bus but drivers degree in i dont give a fuckology told him to keep driving, que me (large fellow) chasing after bus and nearly catching it on 3 times when it got to traffic lights, then it got to clear road and was off, SHIT!
me being a guy who does not like defeat caught the next bus to where it stops and turns round, got on the original bus, no mobile to be found but as i was an hour late to meet my freind stayed on to go meet him back in the city centre, on the way back 2 lads got on the bus came up to me and put my mobile in my hand !!
I asked how and they explained they had been on the same bus on the way to leeds seen me lose my mobile, got off, went to buy some smoke, got back on the same bus to get home and saw me.
Now i could tell my mate why i was late, on the thing that made me late in the first place.
(Sun 5th Dec 2004, 19:17, More)
» Pure Ignorance
tech support
working for well known blue bubbly mobile phone company.. knowsn as xx furthur down
me; Hello xx data support, how can i help?
cust; ive got this T-mobile phone right, and its not working..
me; er ok, your through to xx.
cust; well like i said its not working.
me; your through to xx!
cust; so you cant help me then?
me; no.
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cust; my battery isnt working again and its costing me a fortune, i turn it off after ive finished but they dont last long.
me; this may seem silly but you have charged it up?
cust; WHAT!!? you can charge it up?
me; *slaps forehead* yes thats what the charger does.
Turns out the muppet had ordered 5 new batterys so far at £14:99 each!.
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hello, xx data support,
Cust; can I setup my laptop to use my mobile as a modem?
me; right then, click start, choose control panel, double click phone and modem opt...
Cust; er im a truck driver,
me; ok? well dont worry i'll take it slowly if your not good with a pc..
cust; im driving my truck,
me; ah, that does cause a bit of a problem, any chance of calling us later!
(when your not going to cause a pile up you f****ing stupid twunt)
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 18:37, More)
tech support
working for well known blue bubbly mobile phone company.. knowsn as xx furthur down
me; Hello xx data support, how can i help?
cust; ive got this T-mobile phone right, and its not working..
me; er ok, your through to xx.
cust; well like i said its not working.
me; your through to xx!
cust; so you cant help me then?
me; no.
-----
cust; my battery isnt working again and its costing me a fortune, i turn it off after ive finished but they dont last long.
me; this may seem silly but you have charged it up?
cust; WHAT!!? you can charge it up?
me; *slaps forehead* yes thats what the charger does.
Turns out the muppet had ordered 5 new batterys so far at £14:99 each!.
---
hello, xx data support,
Cust; can I setup my laptop to use my mobile as a modem?
me; right then, click start, choose control panel, double click phone and modem opt...
Cust; er im a truck driver,
me; ok? well dont worry i'll take it slowly if your not good with a pc..
cust; im driving my truck,
me; ah, that does cause a bit of a problem, any chance of calling us later!
(when your not going to cause a pile up you f****ing stupid twunt)
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 18:37, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
More Defintions
Definition of impossible;
Stapling dioreahh to the wall...
Definition of pain;
a fly sliding down a blade using its knackers as a brake.
1st post after lurking far too long (over a year)
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 17:43, More)
More Defintions
Definition of impossible;
Stapling dioreahh to the wall...
Definition of pain;
a fly sliding down a blade using its knackers as a brake.
1st post after lurking far too long (over a year)
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 17:43, More)