Absolutely true
My (now) ex-wife was watching the news about 5-6 years ago when everybodys favourite politician, David Blunkett was making a speech.
Her comment "He's reading from an autocue, look, his eyes are all over the place"
She also couldn't work out why I was giggling when she said she'd been out with her girly friends to a pub called "The Wig & Merkin", then I had to explain what a Merkin was.

(For those are still ignorant, a Merkin is a pubic wig)
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 8 Jan 2005, 21:58, Reply)