"Sweden has no army"
This is a statment made during a press conference on TV by the President of the United states of America. MR G.W Brainless Himself.

It was suggested to him that 'maybe' he meant that the Swiss had no army. He crushed his only escape option with, "NO... Its Sweden that Has no army".

This was plastered all over EVERY swedish newspaper, and copies went through every office like wildfire.

Not surprising really, as around 40% of the population here have done at least a year's military service....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sat 8 Jan 2005, 23:50, Reply)