More american stupidity.
While on Xbox live, playing Halo 2, i hear this american (sounded mature-ish, so no excuse).

He was cursing at another english person in the game.

"You fucking british fuckers. you're all shits" (or something to that effect)

I'd been talking to this american in game for a bit beforehand, so i said

ME: "you do realise that I'M from England?"

YANK: "so?"

ME: "So you're insulting me too"

YANK: "Why am i? i was insulting the British"

ME: "Yes, and i'm british"

YANK: "I thought you said you were from England?"

The poor bastard thought they were 2 completely different countries.
( Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 2:01, Reply)