Why Don't Slot Machines Yield More Jackpots?
For every slot machine on the casino floor, there is a doppelganger machine hidden above the ceiling, manned by a casino employee, whose job is to fight your crafty spins and keep you from becoming a millionaire (so says a friend, and I believe her).
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 2:27, Reply)