The "cool kidz" at school
let's call'em Mandy Field and Tom Godsall just to avoid fibbing...

CE french AURAL exam.... new word for them, AURAL. so... then they hear about ORAL sex.. and decide that "As they're the cool ones" they should do it. Cue Mandy and Tom stood outside a classroom having this conversation.

M. Ok, I'll go first.. erm, I undo your fly
T. Um, I'm touching your um, front bottom
M. Ok... I'm touching your willy.
T. Why?
M. isn't that what we're supposed to do? talk about sex?
T. guess so... but it's boring.
M `yeah, what loser invented Oral sex anyway?

Cute... If it wasn't for the fact that they thought they were SOOO cool.

It's a god-send that Tom didn't end up shagging mandy's ear I spose. He hasn't that smart.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 9 Jan 2005, 15:51, Reply)