A Trainee Hairdresser that a friend of mine used to work with...
...piped up when said friend, myself and a couple of others were having a conversation in the salon that somehow had turned to the subject of moths;

Her: 'Oh yeah, moths are made of dust, aren't they?'
Us: 'You what?'

Apparently the poor girl had been told this by her scally boyfriend, honestly or not I don't know - wouldn't have put either past him. Anyway, we explained the whole butterflyesque mating-eggs-caterpillars-chrysalises thing to her in simple terms - her reply?

'Oh, you're just having me on now'

How dim?

This particular girl is responsible for more classics, but I'll post them seperately when I remember them.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 17:50, Reply)