Friend's missus...
Swedes love ketchup on pasta. I can't answer why, but it seems as though no bowl of spaghetti can go un-assaulted.

An American mate (Not all americans have shoe-sized IQ's) takes his Swedish lass to the "Best Italian place in NewYork" ...
Upon the delivery of two of the "house specials": (a finely flavoured and garnished pasta-dish), she sends the waiter off with a request for a bottle of Heinz Ketchup.

The chef Came out of the kitchen to personaly rebuke the request. Yay.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 10 Jan 2005, 12:53, Reply)