great response to a dumbass comment
Imagine the scene: we're at Daytona motor-racing circuit watching a race.
There's a little girl here, maybe aged about 8, very sweet looking thing (and I mean that in the best and most legal possible sense), with her two older brothers watching the race.
There's a deafening, infernal roar growing louder by the second, signifying the approach of the cars on yet another lap.
"Cars are coming", says one of the boys, stating the obvious.
"No shit, asshole!" says the sweet little girl. Sheer class.
( Biffins Bridge, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 15:06, Reply)