Some from my McJob
I'll keep this short as I could rant for ages. Sad thing is, I got so used to the ignorance and stupidity of customers that I just stopped noticing.

If you tell a customer they have to wait 3 minutes or whatever for a certain McBurger (say they want no sauce or we're waiting on the next batch) they whinge that it's 'supposed to be fast food'. For all the people that have ever said that; Can you cook, dress and wrap a burger in under three minutes?

Transcript:
Old bloke: Do you do that chicken burger thing with the salsa sauce? (Meaning a Chicken Premier)
Me: No, I'm afraid not
Him: Ok, we'll have two of those then
Me: I'm afraid we don't sell Chicken Premiers, would you like a different meal?
Him: Make those large meals
Me: Are they chicken sandwich meals?
Him: No, the other ones, the Premier things
Me: We don't sell them.
Him: You don't? Why didn't you say that?

Overheard: "Oh yeah, those Chicken McNuggets, they practically making them out of chicken now.'
(sanity challenged, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 16:06, Reply)