Maccy D's employee
This was actually between christmas and new year. Happened to the girl on the til next to me.
Bloke: Can I have a Chicken McFlurry
Girl: Do you MEAN a Chicken McFlurry?
Bloke: [slightly irritated] Yes
Girl: I'm afraid we don't do those.
Bloke: Well what sort of McFlurries do you do?
Girl: [smirking slightly as you would if someone asked you for a chicken ice-cream] Wrll we do crunchie, plain chocolate, smarties, and matchmakers.
Bloke: [V. Angry] Fine then I don't want one [Storms off]
Que one or two moments stunned silence followed by three till-monkeys in hysterics. I wanted to know if he wanted crispy or grilled.

Oh and trying to explain to a girl in my class (17 at the time) why we see colour using the example of an orange pen writing on white paper. Cue the cries of 'But it's orange!' and eventually telling US that WE were makeing HER head hurt, after 15 minutes.

And last year convincing an AS level geography studant that the Isle of White was off the coast of Russia near India and for the trip there she would need a Whitean phrasebook. Beleived the lot.
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