Take a Shower
Stayed overnight at the old Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, once a magnet for the dense. The shower was governed by a big dial: rotate left for hot, right for cold. But how to turn the shower on? No helpful hints. Many frantic calls later, half of hotel management helped me PULL the sticky dial away from the wall. No surprise they finally blew the place up.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Tue 11 Jan 2005, 5:14, Reply)