couple more...
My friend Kiz had said something particulary stupid (can't remember what), to which my other friends reply was "Are you sure your not blonde and dye your hair?!"
Kiz: "My hair's brown"

Nameless friend: Have we had the millenium?
Me: Er...Yeh! (sarcasticly - not me having to think about it like a retard)
Nameless friend: What year was it?

I once went round to my neighbours to find her cursing the computer as it wouldn't turn on. It helps if you don't try to use the TV remote.
( SocialRobot, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 3:52, Reply)