Geography
I shall call her Nicky Stovel, yes you guessed it...

We were in a pub one night talking about holidays, I mentioned that I had been to France many times and that it was really easy to get to by Ferry.

Her response was 'Yeah but you then have to travel all the way through Russia'

The conversation became quite heated between us as to the exact location of Russia relative to the UK and France.

I settled this by soliciting an opinion from a table of some 20 people, who all agreed the Russia was not between the UK and France.

Nicky never spoke to me again, which is a shame.

She had great norks.
(BadgerPirate, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 11:57, Reply)