My (now-ex) Art Director...
...bless her soul, says some of the most bizarre shit.

While sitting on the Circle Line on the way to a meeting:
"Where does the Circle Line end?"

When trying to think of the name of a dinosaur:
"Oh, the one with the things on it's back... a Hexagon."

And as she's dyslexic:
"How many 'A's are there in 'Cheers'?"

On a slightly different note, I once convinced everyone in our office that she had the word 'SLUT' tattooed across her arse (two letters per cheek). That wasn't very nice. Nor was it nice when I mentioned that she meant to get LUST tattooed but spelled it wrong. Poor thing. I'll miss her. Honest. Oh, don't worry, she's not dead or anything.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 16:49, Reply)