Some girls will always be thick
When she was about 17ish, this girl who used to hang around with us asked an immortal question;
"You know those hearts on valentine's cards....is your heart really shaped like that?"
Before pissing myself laughing, I replied with "It's a fucking lump, but we don't use the phrase 'I fucking lump you' very often though" before laughing her into yet another local teenage pregnancy.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 17:27, Reply)