On an aeroplane at 35,000 feet
the utterly exasperated mother of the child from hell in the seat behind me yelling

"Do you want to get off this aeroplane right now?"

Also, not so much dumb as incomprehensible...
yet another mother suffering with frayed nerves at the hands of her child, this time on a crowded bus, shouting
"You do that one more time and I'll put butter behind your knees again!"

Duh??
( dragonesque, Wed 12 Jan 2005, 21:34, Reply)